How to Drink NASTY WOMAN WINES

So you got your hands on some NASTY WOMAN WINES and you're probably not sure what to do next. Just kidding, you're probably totally sure that you just open the bottle and drink it. Which is a completely reasonable approach if you were drinking regular old wine. But our wine is a bad b*tch and she is not to be trifled with. So give her the love and respect that she deserves and carefully follow these steps when drinking NASTY WOMAN WINES.

Step 1

Pick your favorite person in the entire world and share the wine with them. Because they deserve it as much as you do.

Step 2

Take a selfie with the wine and post it to social media because, remember, if it’s not on social media, it basically never happened. Tag @nastywomanwines #nastywomanwines on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.

Step 3

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Also smile, because the internet exists and you can get more. Reorder here.

Step 4

Look in the mirror and say I am NASTY three times. But really get into it. If someone who is not in your home can hear you, you’re doing it right. 

Congrats. You're officially Nasty.